'Terminator Salvation" Trailer Review

by Jason Roestel, Movie Examiner

Even if he has boxes of Girl Scout cookies in his cold metal claws, never open your front door for this guy...

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Trailer Critique: The awesome 80's look like they're back. I was hesitant to get even slightly excited over Terminator Salvation. I'm still a bit hesitant. But it looks like Director McG, (it's a trendy white boy thang - you wouldn't understand) has managed to capture that rusty Terminator essence that James Cameron created in the first two films of this series. This trailer looks exactly like Kyle Reese's flashbacks to the future we saw in the original 1984 film - skulls crushed under Hunter/Killer tank tracks and all.

Christian Bale looks like he was born to play Connor. I'm thinking nobody is going to remember Nick Stahl, or even Ed Furlong, (if people do indeed still remember lil' Eddie Furlong) ever played this role before Christian seizes it for his own.

I'm also going to give a pass to the CG in this flick. CG effects work best when they're creating something inorganic. Iron Man proved that an "iron man" can look pretty damn real when animated. Things usually go wonky when artists try to recreate a living, breathing organism. Thank god Skynet is populated by killer robots. That's not the best way to put that but you know what I mean...

Speaking of killer robots, those Terminator crotch rockets looked pretty slick. That stuff had a nice Road Warrior vibe to it. Especially that big rig with the cow-catcher welded to the front. I'm not so sure how I feel about the massive Transformer style Terminators though. If Skynet was so bright, why wouldn't it just fill the planet up with these three story tall killing machines instead of fracking around with T-100 clones?

I'll admit it. I'm much more excited now to see this movie than I was ten minutes ago. The trailer brought up some early memories of seeing the original Terminator on VHS for the first time. As long as this film justifies its existence in the Cameron canon, I'll be there supporting it. Pull this off McG, and we'll all look past that silly name of yours.